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We must stop them now! Animal rights activists flout our British way of life

I'm not racist but surely allowing animal rights activists to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Causing cancer is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that animal rights activists aren't causing cancer in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. John Major agrees with me, saying today, "kill the commie swine".

Let's kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.