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SHOCK HORROR! Ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy get NHS breast implants

With schools turning out a generation of illiterate hoodlums, crime threatening our every movement and a Government that treats criminals with kid gloves rather than forcibly emasculating them, is it any wonder that, once more ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy have been getting NHS breast implants?

What is needed is some very serious discipline. We can beat sense into ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy - all it takes is a little British spunk, some backbone and a big stick.

Instead sickos, perverts and communists are allowed to crawl the streets with impunity. Getting NHS breast implants must no longer be tolerated, especially when perpetrated by ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy.

Speaking exclusively to the Fail about ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy, Theresa May said, "I like sponge".