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The Welsh are coming to steal your job and your house

A torrent of the Welsh were spotted illegally entering the country. Eyewitnesses say cyberterrorists had been assisting the Welsh out of the back of lorries in Dover under the cover of darkness.

"The problem is is that the police don't have enough power to have these the Welsh deported back to the EU, which we voted to LEAVE by the way" said David Cameron.

"Cases of plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life and getting NHS breast implants will almost definitely skyrocket with this flood of the Welsh entering the country" warned Enoch Powell.

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